Quotes of the Day
Thursday, Apr. 23, 2009
I don't give a rat's ass if it helps! We are America. We do not f___ing torture! Oops.
- SHEPARD SMITH,
- Fox News anchor, on why he believes it's wrong for the U.S. to use torture during interrogations
Multiple Choice
More testing.
Widow's Future
A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"
