Quotes of the Day
Monday, Apr. 20, 2009
Some are trying to sleep, some are talking, some are eating, some are on the phone ... Everyone just makes the best in trying circumstances.
- JIM RETTEW,
- American Red Cross spokesman, after a spring storm dumped up to 3 feet of snow west of Denver, stranding hundreds of people in shelters and forcing the closure of an 80-mile stretch of Interstate 70
Schizophrenia
More psychology.
Duck Tales
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any 'gwapes'?", and the bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grapes here." So the duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day he walks into the same bar and asks the bar tender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender replies, "No, sorry I don't sell grape here." The duck leaves and goes home to rest and the next day, he goes back to the bar and asks the bartender, "Got any gwapes?" The bartender angrily replies, "I don't want to have to tell you again, I don't sell grapes here and if you ask me again I will nail your beek to the counter of the bar!" The duck leaves and goes home to rest. The next day the duck goes to the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender looks at him and screams, "No, we don't have any nails!" The duck then asks, "Got any gwapes?"
